The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical

The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical

The Royal Theatre - 608 College Street

Nov 20 2025 to Jan 04 2026

Region : Greater Toronto Area     City: Toronto

  •  Add to Calendar 2025-11-20 2026-01-04 America/Toronto The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical tells the story of our heroine, Holly, an overworked city executive forced to return to her quirky hometown to help her mother run the family business. Holly reunites with Mark, an old flame (who is now the local Sheriff!) and discovers the town’s long-running cookie contest cheating conspiracy involves a moose on the loose. As Holly juggles romance, small-town drama, and a looming corporate merger, she learns that love and community might matter more than work. Packed with immersive holiday moments and original pop songs such as “Tariffs for Christmas” and “It Feels Like Christmas Because it is Christmas”, the show offers a playful twist on the classic holiday movies you already know and love.HighlightsLaugh at the lovable clichés of made-for-TV holiday romancesExperience a festive world where chaos meets Christmas charmEnjoy original songs, absurd twists, and magical snowfalls on cueGeneral Info Date: November 20–January 4, 2025Time: 2:00 p.m., 6:30 p.m., 7:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m.Duration: 90 minutes (with no intermission)Location: The Royal Theatre - 608 College Street, Toronto, OntarioAge requirement: All ages are welcome! However, some humour may be more appropriate for ages 16 and up.Accessibility: accessible seats are available (N 201 to 204 and U 301-302)Price: ticket prices will start at $39Parking: Visitors can find parking both underground and at street level with ‘Green P’ parking within a two-minute walk of the venue. Below-ground and above-ground Green P lots are accessible via Clinton St., just north of College and Clinton Streets. The 506 Carlton streetcar also stops nearby at Grace and College.Group Bookings:For groups of 6 or more, please contact Lori@FirstClassGroupTickets.com or call 647-201-3349 to book your tickets with a special discount today.The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical flips festive clichés on their head. Expect carols, cookies, and complete Christmas chaos. The Royal Theatre - 608 College Street
Nov 20
to
Jan 04

Description


The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical tells the story of our heroine, Holly, an overworked city executive forced to return to her quirky hometown to help her mother run the family business. Holly reunites with Mark, an old flame (who is now the local Sheriff!) and discovers the town’s long-running cookie contest cheating conspiracy involves a moose on the loose. As Holly juggles romance, small-town drama, and a looming corporate merger, she learns that love and community might matter more than work. Packed with immersive holiday moments and original pop songs such as “Tariffs for Christmas” and “It Feels Like Christmas Because it is Christmas”, the show offers a playful twist on the classic holiday movies you already know and love.

Highlights
Laugh at the lovable clichés of made-for-TV holiday romances
Experience a festive world where chaos meets Christmas charm
Enjoy original songs, absurd twists, and magical snowfalls on cue

General Info
 Date: November 20–January 4, 2025
Time: 2:00 p.m., 6:30 p.m., 7:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m.
Duration: 90 minutes (with no intermission)
Location: The Royal Theatre - 608 College Street, Toronto, Ontario
Age requirement: All ages are welcome! However, some humour may be more appropriate for ages 16 and up.
Accessibility: accessible seats are available (N 201 to 204 and U 301-302)
Price: ticket prices will start at $39
Parking: Visitors can find parking both underground and at street level with ‘Green P’ parking within a two-minute walk of the venue. Below-ground and above-ground Green P lots are accessible via Clinton St., just north of College and Clinton Streets. The 506 Carlton streetcar also stops nearby at Grace and College.

Group Bookings:
For groups of 6 or more, please contact Lori@FirstClassGroupTickets.com or call 647-201-3349 to book your tickets with a special discount today.

The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical flips festive clichés on their head. Expect carols, cookies, and complete Christmas chaos.